mommyofa-badboy

merrymacaron:

caffeinatedcrafting:

Who says you need to order carry out for fried rice?

Ingredients:

  • 1/2 Cup brown whole grain rice
  • Onion, Diced
  • Carrots, Diced
  • 1 Egg
  • Olive Oil
  • Soy Sauce
  • Vinegar

Instructions:

  • Steam Rice for 45 min, add a little bit of vinegar with the water to make sticky
  • Dice veggies, throw  into pan with oil
  • Throw on rice and cake down
  • Cook for 4-5 min on medium-high heat
  • Flip/Mix Rice
  • Cook for another 4-5 min
  • Move the rice over for the scrambled egg, dice and mix as the egg cooks
  • Throw on soy sauce, let simmer for ~30-45 seconds
  • Eat :3

LET ME TELL YOU A THING IM THE BEST AT FRIED RICE! IM THE MOTHERFUCKING KING OF FRIED RICE!

hellyeahagender

kettugasm:

OKAY NO EVERYONE HOLD YOUR HORSES HAVE I GOT SOME GREAT SHIT FOR YOU!!

you see these binders? They may not look much, but these fucking things bind like the CHAINS OF HELL THEMSELVES. I’ve got HUGE tits, up in the DD range, but this simple little binder works some goddamn MAGIC on them. It’s comfortable, it binds, it provides perfect support and whatever the hell else. 

What’s the catch though, right? They’re probably super expensive?

HOW DOES $8.28 WITH FREE SHIPPING SOUND???

pikachuhasthetardis

forgottenwinterfrost:

thewhitepearlreaper:

damnedheathen:

miamiacoda:

namioki:

girlbrushthreepwood:

lichtenstrange:

ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP LADIES!!


You know how we all love getting our periods? All the cramps and pain that comes with it? Cravings, mood swings, etc.??

WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING

See this? These are Libra Hotties.

When you’re at school or uni or work or just having a good ol’ murder spree in your pretty floral dress, you whack one of these suckers on and BAM! heat patch and some goddamn needed relief!

You stick this patch where your lady muscle of bad-assery is and it slowly heats and lasts for 5 - 8 HOURS!!

Ladies, I ask that you hunt down these little pockets of gold and try them. Because they work. And because the only pain you really need during your period is from your OTP <3

I need this… I’m assuming you can put it on your back as well?

I read this whole post like a (very successful) infomercial for the Tumblr female audience

I would need like 5 of these at once.

WHY ARE SNUGGIES FAMOUS AND NOT THESE

But them here!

not a girl but signal boosting this

hisjulietinspreaderbars
hisjulietinspreaderbars:

miiowskii:

truebluemeandyou:

rainbowsandunicornscrafts:

DIY Easy 2 Ingredient Sensory Rainbow Bubbles and Foam Tutorial from Fun at Home with Kids here.

truebluemeandyou: one of my most popular posts ever on my kids’ craft blog.

I CAN NOW BE AFROTHY MERMAID THING&gt; THIS HAS MADE MY YEAR&lt;  AND NOW TO GO RUIN A POOL

Oh fuck. i need this in my life!!

hisjulietinspreaderbars:

miiowskii:

truebluemeandyou:

rainbowsandunicornscrafts:

DIY Easy 2 Ingredient Sensory Rainbow Bubbles and Foam Tutorial from Fun at Home with Kids here.

truebluemeandyou: one of my most popular posts ever on my kids’ craft blog.

I CAN NOW BE AFROTHY MERMAID THING> THIS HAS MADE MY YEAR<  AND NOW TO GO RUIN A POOL

Oh fuck. i need this in my life!!